Last week, you’ll remember I posted this unfortunate picture from the middle school where I tutor:
Well, thankfully an elite painting squadron was immediately helicoptered in and they quickly rectified the situation in the span of a single morning with doughnut break:
Phew. Spelling crisis averted, but unfortunately we now have another situation on our hands and feet.
See, for some inexplicable reason that goes beyond spelling “employee” without the second “e” or reversing the “t” and “h” in “month,” this painting squadron decided to paint the curb in front of this special space red. I’m assuming this act was done to draw attention to the sheer magnitude of this particular parking designation, but doesn’t a red curb technically mean you can’t even park there?
Will the first employee of the month be forced to park his car a mile — or, heavens, six inches — away because of this dreaded red curb?
Oh well. One crisis at a time.
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